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"The truth is that the heroism of your childhood entertainments was not true valor. It was theatre. The grand gesture, the moment of choice, the mortal danger, the external foe, the climactic battle whose outcome resolves all—all designed to appear heroic, to excite and gratify and audience. Gentlemen, welcome to the world of reality—there is no audience. No one to applaud, to admire. No one to see you. Do you understand? Here is the truth—actual heroism receives no ovation, entertains no one. No one queues up to see it. No one is interested."
- David Foster Wallace (The Pale King)
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aristophania:

the australians on here are quietly glancing at each other all like hmm who wants to be the one to tell them we have no idea wtf a pumpkin spice latte is

BOLD WHAT YOU’VE BEEN CALLED

paradisaic:

youwillbringbeautyfrompain:

ugly
stupid
not good enough
a waste of space
anorexic
fat
a whore/hoe/slut
loser
bitch
useless
freak
emo
retard
unwanted
gay
fag
too tall
too short
nerd
you’d be better dead

really cool and friendly and beautiful

disneydelirium:

Selfie status while my homegirl choke a ging bitch

disneydelirium:

Selfie status while my homegirl choke a ging bitch

whats-the-time-mister-wolf:

sarahvisualart:

sarahvisualart:

one of the paste ups I did today as a reminder to all boys with man buns to never abandon ur man bun it is a beautiful thing 

spreading the man bun lov

Ain’t cuttin’ my hair till the good Lord comes.

whats-the-time-mister-wolf:

sarahvisualart:

sarahvisualart:

one of the paste ups I did today as a reminder to all boys with man buns to never abandon ur man bun it is a beautiful thing 

spreading the man bun lov

Ain’t cuttin’ my hair till the good Lord comes.

kobetyrant:

me when I got money: ha! broke ass bitch how the dollar menu taste? I wouldn’t know because it’s Big Macs only around here hoe!!!!

me when I’m broke: capitalism is inhumane and must be put to an end.

elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

wittsandtitts:

branddy:

More muscular tatted men in cute dresses 2014 thank you

He looks like Blossom and I’m SOOOOOO fucking here for it. 😍😍😍

wittsandtitts:

branddy:

More muscular tatted men in cute dresses 2014 thank you

He looks like Blossom and I’m SOOOOOO fucking here for it. 😍😍😍

jennatalherpes:

this fucking line. this is revolutionary.

jennatalherpes:

this fucking line. this is revolutionary.